Go Wayne Grudem!

Lyrics: Wayne Grudem “Go Greased Lightning” Spoof

Why this man is thematic, he’s charismatic, he’s systematic,
Why he’s Wayne Grudem! (Wayne Grudem)
He did not author Scripture but provides a clearer picture
Oh Yeah!
(Keep reading whoa keep reading)
Wayne may not be Jesus but he writes mean exegesis
Oh Yeah!
(I’ll buy a copy, I’ll kill to buy a copy)
You put it on the floor and it props open your door,
Or if you need to sit, you can climb on top of it
With Wayne Grudem
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go Wayne Grudem with your intellectual writing style,
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
Go Wayne Grudem you make hard doctrines less of a trial
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
You are extreme, but God’s supreme, oh Wayne Grudem
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
(There are) many heresies which we now clearly see
Oh yeah!
(oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Despite him being bald, hundred-thousand copies sold
Oh yeah!
(oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
His six appendices leave you praying on your knees.
Although he’s not inerrant he’s a heresy deterrent
Wayne Grudem!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go Wayne Grudem with your intellectual writing style,
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
Go Wayne Grudem you make hard doctrines less of a trial
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
You are extreme, but God’s supreme, oh Wayne Grudem
Go Wayne Grudem with your intellectual writing style,
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
Go Wayne Grudem you make hard doctrines less of a trial
(Wayne Grudem go Wayne Grudem)
You are extreme, but God’s supreme, oh Wayne Grudem
Grudem, grudem, grudem, grudem
Grudem, grudem, grudem, grudem yeah!

 

Life Lessons from Cycling: Climbing Hills

Every hill you climb has an other side to it; so don’t give up, because it will be worth it!

 

Nola in Oklahoma

Nola left today, to go to Oklahoma City to help her Father, evangelist Sam Cathey, who is recovering from surgery on May 2nd, and her Mother, who is having surgery on May 5th to remove a skin cancer from her hand. Please pray for them, and for her, that their recovery would be swift and complete, and that Nola would feel good and enjoy this opportunity to be a blessing to them.

 

The “J Word”

There was a lot of buzz the last couple of days over the song “Shout to the Lord”, sung by the American Idol contestants Tuesday night. The first line was changed from “My Jesus, my Savior” to “My Shepherd, my Savior”, which generated much discussion on the web. The iTunes version that was released had the line with “My Jesus” in it.

And tonight, on the results show, they performed it again, with the name of Jesus, right there in the opening of the #1 rated prime-time show. Kinda makes me wonder who decided to change it back, and why. However it happened, it was pretty cool seeing Jesus praised in prime time.

 

Hooked All Over Again

It happens every year, usually earlier than this, but the same scenario nonetheless: my first time back out on my bike. By God’s gracious provision, I was able to get my road bike tuned up in a real bike shop by a real “wrench”, and I just got back in from the first ride of the year. And even though it’s been months since I rode, and I only went 15 miles, and it wasn’t really pretty to watch (not that anyone was), I fell in love with cycling all over again; in fact, it happens every time I go out. If you’ve never tried it, I highly recommend it.

You don’t have to spend a fortune; just start with a good used bike that fits you and is in reasonable shape. There are plenty of places online to learn the basics for free. Not only is it good exercise, but it provides great uninterrupted time for praying and fellowship with God, as you enjoy the beauty of a country road and the rolling hills of Texas (or wherever you happen to live).